The Lions were so bad this year that the Bizarro Bowl could be only held one place this year, the Pontiac Silverdome. The Bizarro Bowl's organizers and sponsors were able to pony the $29.95 it took to bribe the Jehovah's Witnesses to hold their convention elsewhere. They just had to bring the bolt cutters so the fans can get in.
The media and all the sponsors were worried about having anything to do in Pontiac, but let's look at all the exciting activities Pontiac has to offer. First, you haven't partied unless you've partied at the Pinegrove Historical Society! And if you need a place to crash after your hard night of partying, you can do it where the Bengals are staying, the Victory Inn in Roseville. Tell 'em Chris Henry sent you and get a free eighth of the chronic. And lastly when you wake up and find yourself hungry, there are not one, not two, but three Arby's to satisfy your hankering for curly fries and horsey sauce. That's it for today, but check back tomorrow as we preview another exciting aspect of the Bizarro Bowl!
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