Monday, January 5, 2009

Buffalo-Cincinnati Wild Card Game

Today's match-up pits the zombie coach Dick Jauron's Buffalo Bills versus Marvin "Why God Haven't I Been Fired Yet?" Lewis's Cincinnati Bengals. The Bills started out the season like a house on fire going 5-1 then going 2-8 to finish off the year. Cincinnati has certainly lived up to their "Bungles" nickname losing their first eight games before finishing 4-11-1 on the year. So who wins: Bills or Bengals? Video and recap right now:

1st Half:


2nd Half:


Holy fucking shit, the Bengals suck more fucking dick than a hooker on two for one blowjob night. The Bills just fucking destroyed their tight little rectums. The Bills scored on their second possesion of the game when the Bengals couldn't catch Josh Reed when he caught the ball on the 46 and he took it to the house near the end of the first quarter. A three yard TD run by Fred Jackson with less than minute left in the first half gave the Bills a 14-0 lead at intermission. The Bengals had first and goal at the one, but they fucked it up like they usually do and settle for a field goal. The Bills get the field goal back after a drive set up by a pick by Ko Simpson off of Ryan Fitzpatrick. On the ensuing drive Cedrick "Bears Fans are so fucking happy they got rid of that lazy fucking prick" Benson fumbles the ball and Angelo Crowell scooped it up for a quick TD. The Bengals save a little bit of dignity by scoring on a long bomb to Andre Caldwell, but they still fuck up by giving up another long bomb to Josh Reed as time expired. Final Score 31-10 Bills and the Bengals advance to the next round.

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