St. Louis-Seattle Divisional Round Game

Here is our second game of the divisional round of the Bizarro Bowl playoffs with the crap of the NFC West, the St. Louis Rams playing the Seattle Seahawks. Both teams lost their coaches this year with Seattle's Mike "5 cent mustache ride" Holmgreen retiring and St. Louis' Scott Linnehan and his replacement, Jim Haslett, both shitcanned. Who wins, the drunken Rams, home of Anheiser-Busch, or the over caffeinated Seahawks, home of Starbucks? Video and recap right now.

1st Half


2nd Half


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Jeez, another really boring game. After the Seahawks and the Rams exchanged interceptions on their first possessions, the Seahawks recover a muffed Rams punt to get first and ten on the Rams' 18. Despite the great starting field position, the Seahawks only manage a 30 yard field goal by Orlindo Mare for a 3-0 lead. After a Marc Bulger interception, the Seahawks tried a 55 yard FG with 9 seconds left, but it sailed wide right and 3-0 is our score at halftime.

The Rams get great starting field position to start the second half when Dante Hall reclaimed some of his Chiefs magic and returned the kickoff to the Seahawks' 29. The Rams fail to capitalize, however, when Josh Brown's 52 yard FG attempt sails wide right. On the ensuing Seahawks' possession, Maurice Morris carries his team on his back and scores the game's only touchdown on a two yard run. The only other scoring chance either team had was a missed Seahawks field goal. St. Louis gets shut out and advances to the NFC championship game.