Conference Championship Games Preview

As we wind up the Bizarro Bowl playoffs, I'm reminded of the great philosopher Socrates' last words: "I drank what?" If you're a fan of any of the four teams left in the Bizarro Bowl, you might as well drink the hemlock now and get your suffering over with. There are no quick fixes for your team; Bill Parcells isn't walking through the door; Mark "Dirty" Sanchez ain't gonna help your pathetic teams. These teams are deeply flawed. Three and the four teams fired their head coach. But, hey look it, Chucky is available! In Saturday's AFC Championship game, we have the a battle of the wild card teams with the #5 seeded Cincinnati Bengals at the #6 seeded Oakland Raiders. Both teams have knocked out two higher seeded teams with Cincinnati losing to Buffalo and Cleveland and Oakland being bested by Jacksonville and Kansas City. Something tells me that the Bungles are gonna find a way to fuck this up and make it to the Bizarro Bowl. In Sunday's NFC Championship game, we have the exact opposite where the top seeds have advanced with the #1 seeded Detroit Lions facing the #2 seeded St. Louis Rams. Both teams beat divisional foes in the divisional round with Detroit losing 21-14 to FudgePackers and the Rams getting shut out 10-0 by the Seahawks. While both teams only managed two wins between them this season, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the team with none of those wins will advance to the Bizarro Bowl. Check back tomorrow for the possibly exciting AFC championship game.